Showing posts with label Nursing Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nursing Jokes. Show all posts

Feb 16, 2009

Nurses' Definition Of LOVE | Late Valentines Special

Love is a Disease of man's anatomy
Communicable with no Etiology
Once Frustrated Results To Allergy

Allergic Reactions To Injection, Ingestion, Skin Contact, And InhalationFront Anterior View Of The Human Anatomy

Congenital Symptoms Reveal Anorexia;
This lack of appetite may lead to Insomnia
If you won't be careful may lead to Coma

I Beat Anorexia Nervosa ShirtInsomnia with Big Eyes on Bed

In it's malignancy,
Love will lead to no Treatment

Nor can we discover any medication

No treatment or medication for LOVE
But in Love's addiction,

A kiss is an emollient and a tranquilizer

To heal Disappointments.

Blonde Girl Intimately Kissing With A Guy
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Dec 29, 2008

Nursing Diagnosis For Those Who Are Inlove

You Miss Him/Her:
Alteration in comfort: Pain at the chest area related to missing someone


When you're with Him/Her:
Risk for Dehydration related to Over Perspiration


When You're already his/her girlfriend/boyfriend:
Increased Cardiac Output Related to Happiness


When You are Kissed:
Ineffective Airway Clearance related to Over kissing


When you quarreled:
Sleep Pattern Disturbance Related To Love Quarrels


When You Broke Up:
Imbalanced Nutrition Less Than Body Requirements related to NPO(Nothing Per Orem.. or otherwise know as "Not Eating") for 1 month Secondary to Break Up

Dec 4, 2008

Worst Science Article of the Week: Drinking Coffee Shrinks Your Breasts?

If you have read my post about Too much coffee can decrease your breast size?? Then you maybe already very worried now, but don't panic! Thanks to some fellow blogger (who criticized my post actually, hehe!), gave me some links to a new findings. It is said that it's not true that Drinking coffee could shrink your breast size and that coffee and breast size have no relation. Just read the whole post:

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Female coffee drinkers beware: that Pumpkin Spice Latte might shrink your breasts. Or so you would think, if you scanned the headlines last week. A new study in the British Journal of Cancer [subscription required] has incited mass hysteria over a tenuous link between coffee intake and breast size. The Telegraph warns: “Drinking Too Much Coffee Could Shrink Women’s Breasts,” while UPI throws in a pun: “Study: Cups of Java Cut Cup Size.” But the best comes from the New York Post: “Women Face Drink & Shrink Dilemma, Coffee Poses a Booby Trap.”

But before you pour that cup of coffee down the sink (or “accidentally” spill it on your busty archnemesis) let’s take a closer look at that study:

Researchers from Sweden recruited 269 women (average age was 29) to have their breast size measured and to answer a questionnaire about coffee intake and other lifestyle choices. All the women were from families at high risk for breast cancer and about half carried a gene, CYP1A2*1F, that is associated with breast cancer. Essentially, the researchers were studying the relationship between CYP1A2*1F, breast size, and coffee intake. The gene is known to control the metabolism of the hormone estrogen as well as certain chemicals found in coffee; it’s also been linked to higher breast density and thus higher breast cancer risk.

This is what they found:


For women who had CYP1A2*1F, those who drank 3 or more cups of coffee a day had smaller breasts than those who drank less coffee (average difference was about 150 mL). However, for women who did not have the gene, drinking more than 3 cups of coffee was actually associated with slightly larger breast size (average difference was about 50 mL). The researchers do not have an explanation for the correlation between coffee and breast size. They only conclude that because coffee was correlated with smaller breast size, it supports earlier studies that suggest coffee protects against breast cancer.

But just about all the media accounts gloss over the genetic element and focus on cleavage shrinkage. Much of the problem lies in the use of the word “shrink” (which appears nowhere in the paper itself) to suggest that breasts will actually inflate and deflate based on coffee intake. As the NSF points out, this was a cross-sectional study that took data from one point in time and “because such a study doesn’t look at time trends, it can’t establish what causes what.”

Though the researchers controlled for some factors such as smoking and BMI, there are many others that could’ve affected the results. It’s likely that a woman who drinks 3+ cups of coffee a day would have a different lifestyle than a woman who doesn’t drink coffee. The researchers also point out that breast volume is not the same as breast density, but they chose to measure breast volume because it was easier. And how did they measure breast volume? They approximated the breasts as pyramids using the equation: base area x height/3.

So unless you believe your breasts are pyramid-shaped, don’t worry too much about the coffee-induced “booby trap.”

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Nov 7, 2008

I am still 79% pure! How about you?




You Are 79% Pure



You're pretty pure, and you have no plans on changing that.

You do have a devilish side though... and it will probably get the better of you.

The 100 Question Purity Test

And again! I miss blogging! T_T I guess time is getting more limited now that I'm in second semester of 2nd year of Nursing now.. T_T But still,, i'll try to keep updating this blog.

So,, this is the 100 Question Purity Test I got from my dear friend Gem. I was glad to know that I'm still 79% pure! How about you?? Why don't you try answering the Purity Test now and leave me a comment about it!

Aug 6, 2008

STUDENT'S DICTIONARY

STUDENT'S DICTIONARY

ABSENT
-protest to a lousy teacher

ALLOWANCE
-force that motivates you to go to school

BALLPEN
-bestseller in the bookstore

BONUS
-the key to passing the examination

I.D.
-alternative ruler to draw straight lines

LATE
-happens when the teacher arrives earlier than expected

STUDYING
-causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill

UNIFORM
-where you wipe your wet hands after going to the CR

CLINIC
-home of best actors and actresses

ERASER
-throwable weapon of an angry teacher

TOMORROW
-deadline

hahaha! Go students! ^_^

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