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Oct 21, 2008

HOW IT FELT WHEN I WAS "DEAD"


Yeah.. It really is me.. "dead". And anyone who reads this post, even this first line, will be HAUNTED by me for the rest of their lives! BWAHAHA!

JUST KIDDING GUYS! I can't do that to you, I love all my readers! hehe! But really, the guy in the photo is really me.. no joke. I'll show you another proof. ^_^




There you go! It really is me! ^_^ That happened when we had out Return Demonstration for Post-mortem care. It was kinda fun to play dead you know. But I really didn't have fun doing the Post-mortem care to my partner! I missed a lot of procedures and even forgot to bring some of the materials needed! Grrr! Im sure I got the lowest score on this demonstration. But I don't care anyway. ^_^ Playing dead was a lot more fun.. you get tied on the hands, you get tied on your head, and feet tied too. You even get to experience wearing an adult diaper too! (See in the picture) But all the fun ends there! After that, you're going to be wrapped in a blanket. I mean "wrapped" as in "Lumpiang Shanghai"! No body part should be exposed inculding the head and you'll remain wrapped until your partner is done with the procedure! And with no air-conditioned rooms, you'll feel like you're in an oven, ready to me heated! You'll even have a hard time breathing. So if you think being dead was fun?? Not a chance! You'll die trying to breath and trying to cool off your body! Haha!

25 comments:

Gem October 21, 2008 at 9:18 AM  

Oh no! This one showed up first in my dashboard. I'm cursed!

Good thing you were not really cut up! What is the adult diaper for? And why is there a need to tie up the head?

janmck October 21, 2008 at 9:29 AM  

Hahaha! Im going to haunt you forever ate! ^_^

The urinary and rectal sphincter of the dead relaxes and what happens is that all of his/her waste(urine and feces) will come out naturally. So the adult diaper is for emergency in case the sphincter relaxes. ^_^

The tie in the head is for cases on what they call the "Rigor Mortiz" or the hardening of the body. It's natural for the dead body to harden after a period of time. The tie is used to tighten the jaw because ones the person is dead, there's a possibility that his/her jaw might open and then Rigor Mortiz happens. And if this happens, no one will be able to close it back due to the hardening of the body and the dead will open his/her mouth for the rest of his/her life. hehehe! Was that clearly stated? hope it was! hehe! ^_^

Gem October 21, 2008 at 4:10 PM  

Ha? Hehehe

I get it, even with those technical terms. I've seen a lot of "dead" people in the movies putting on that band on the head. I never asked anyone why that is needed.

Wala pang adult diaper noon, so I guess handling the dead is messy.

Gem October 21, 2008 at 7:11 PM  

"... And if this happens, no one will be able to close it back due to the hardening of the body and the dead will open his/her mouth for the rest of his/her life..."

The rest of his/her life? The body's dead! LOL

janmck October 21, 2008 at 11:12 PM  

hahaha! Sorry! wehehehe! Just careless of using the words! wheeh! I mean for the rest of time! hihih!

Natawa tlga ako ate! whehe! ^_^

bryan October 22, 2008 at 5:57 AM  

Hahah good thing I'm not a nursing student.

janmck October 22, 2008 at 8:45 AM  

@bryan
hehehe! but it's fun to be a nursing student you know.. you get to experience a lot of thing you know you can't experience when you're not in the course. ^_^

Gem October 22, 2008 at 11:56 PM  

Me too.. You see I left two comments. Di ako makapaniwala na naisulat mo yan. hahaha!

Thanks for making me laugh!

janmck October 23, 2008 at 6:57 AM  

thanks ate gem! hehe! by the way.. i took your purity test on your single parent blog. Im 79% pure! haha! ^_^

Gem October 23, 2008 at 8:04 PM  

Post mo dapat dito hahaha! Separate post :p

janmck October 23, 2008 at 8:14 PM  

hehe! cge2 ate! i'll post it here! ^_^

Texas Republic Forever October 24, 2008 at 1:23 PM  

hey u scared me at the begining of ur post hahahaha..funny..

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char October 25, 2008 at 6:33 AM  

you do dead really well~

it is good that nurses have practical experience during their studies. I wish psychology was more like that :-)

janmck October 25, 2008 at 7:03 AM  

@texas
hehe! i apologize for that! thanks for reading my post! hope u'll be a loyal reader to my blog! hehe! ^_^

@char
waw thanks! hehe! so you're a psychology student? I like psycho too you know.. it only lacks practical experience right? its more of theoretical right? ^_^ thanks for reading my post! hope you'll be a loyal reader! ^_^

Berryblitz October 25, 2008 at 7:51 AM  

hahaha ang cuteeeeeee

Berryblitz October 25, 2008 at 7:54 AM  

"And if this happens, no one will be able to close it back due to the hardening of the body..."

Oh my Goddddddddddddddddddd!!!

Siguro naman merong workaround dyan!

Pastilan October 28, 2008 at 6:07 AM  
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Pastilan October 28, 2008 at 6:11 AM  

merong hack dyan Berry, martilyo lang ang katapat dyan nye he he he

janmck October 28, 2008 at 6:50 AM  

@berry
thanks ate berry! whehe! tama nga yung sinabi ni kuya pastilan! martilyo lang ang katapat dyan! hahaha! ^_^

@pastilan
haha! hack talga?? galing ng term mo kuya ah! whehe!

shengy October 30, 2008 at 4:34 PM  

ahhahha...ur cute..heheeh

eros November 7, 2008 at 3:40 AM  

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janmck November 7, 2008 at 9:20 AM  

@SHENGY
waw thanks! hehehe!

@eros
seen your blog! its great! i could recommend my visitorrs to check it out. ^_^

by the way.. are you a participant of Jomar Hilario's? just asking.. dont mind this question if you don't know him.. hehe! thanks! ^_^

eros November 9, 2008 at 1:48 AM  

i know him and attended his workshop. i'm a member of his yahoo group. i like your blog. well, i wish my blog is nice as yours. thanks a lot!!

Anonymous November 23, 2008 at 6:22 PM  

Actually, rigor mortis doesn't last forever... it peaks & then the body will loosen again...

Me-Me King November 29, 2008 at 11:00 AM  

You hooked me! Good post!

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